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minus-squareCoolBeans [he/him]hexbear21·4 years agoHello, I’m CoolBeans’ mother. I just found my son dead at his keyboard, foaming at the mouth, and I don’t know what you people did, but I swear I will have my revenge. link
minus-squareTankiedesantski [he/him]hexbear4·4 years agoI wish CoolBeans's mom was my biological mom. She just seems like she would be the perfect mom and really empathic. link
Hello, I’m CoolBeans’ mother. I just found my son dead at his keyboard, foaming at the mouth, and I don’t know what you people did, but I swear I will have my revenge.
he knew the risks
He clicked on the link, miss...
Miss, are you okay?
o7 to your son ma'am
I wish CoolBeans's mom was my biological mom. She just seems like she would be the perfect mom and really empathic.