• came_apart_at_Kmart [he/him, comrade/them]
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    5 days ago

    I like how many times the guy lied.

    "my breaks locked up."
    "no, they didn't."
    "well they needed to be serviced."
    "no they didn't. you were holding a cell phone."
    "I was getting texts from colleagues."
    "it was your personal phone and you were looking at pictures of boobs."
    "I quit."