• TraschcanOfIdeology [they/them, comrade/them]
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    5 days ago

    How pornbrained do you have to be to watch porn in the car while driving... i feel bad about looking at the radio while driving, let alone pay attention to a screen.

    • came_apart_at_Kmart [he/him, comrade/them]
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      5 days ago

      lmao no shit. my man was going for broke.

      reminds of that story from a few years ago, that train driver who got caught pulling his yoink in the cab... because he was completely nude also.

      wonder if the pig had his utility belt cinched around his neck too, goonin' the hours away, a true gentleman of the road.

      • TraschcanOfIdeology [they/them, comrade/them]
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        5 days ago

        reminds of that story from a few years ago, that train driver who got caught pulling his yoink in the cab... because he was completely nude also.

        I think his train was stopped when he was jerking off, and considering the shifts they have to do, and the arbitrary rules railroads set on crews, it doesn't surprise me. Maybe he had been waiting for hours at the maneuver yard and he felt like jerking off.

  • came_apart_at_Kmart [he/him, comrade/them]
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    5 days ago

    I like how many times the guy lied.

    "my breaks locked up."
    "no, they didn't."
    "well they needed to be serviced."
    "no they didn't. you were holding a cell phone."
    "I was getting texts from colleagues."
    "it was your personal phone and you were looking at pictures of boobs."
    "I quit."

    • CloutAtlas [he/him]
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      5 days ago

      It's much more psychotic (and therefore likely to be true) that he was watching the pornograph while stone faced, resting heart beat and completely unaroused. Just casually watching porn, no masturbation, like it's C-SPAN on in the background TV on your way to shoot some family's dog.

      • PKMKII [none/use name]
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        5 days ago

        Dude crashed into another car so he had to have been at least a little distracted.

  • freagle@lemmygrad.ml
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    5 days ago

    A little sex and it's a huge deal. But literal SA of wrongfully arrested minors and straight up murder of innocent and non-threatening people and the problem is that with the citizens not trusting cops.

  • Kuori [she/her]
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    5 days ago

    most professional and responsible florida cop