I'm looking for things that would cause a volcel police APB if they were merely whispered, let alone sung to music
Hyperpop is good, too, and fem vocalists preferred
I'm here to shut this thread down with the absolute wettest a female vocalist has sounded on mic
Goes from sensual into ...just goddamn
Floetry - Say Yes
https://youtu.be/PCCGIXME164
I'll turn myself in to the volcel police station
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The VOLCEL POLICE are on the scene! PLEASE KEEP YOUR VITAL ESSENCES TO YOURSELVES AT ALL TIMES.
نحن شرطة VolCel.بناءا على تعليمات الهيئة لترويج لألعاب الفيديو و النهي عن الجنس نرجوا الإبتعاد عن أي أفكار جنسية و الحفاظ على حيواناتكم المنويَّة حتى يوم الحساب. اتقوا الله، إنك لا تراه لكنه يراك.
Oh! I forgot to add this lowkey volcel pd banger:
Kruder & Dorfmeister - Original Bedroom Rockers - It's a mostly instrumental track with
sounds & vocalizations in it.Oh fuck yeah, this is like one of my favorite flavors of music.
Addendum as I wrap this post up: I didn't realize you were looking for more bottom music than top music but hey maybe youll like some of these anyways? I certainly conflated "thirsty" with just horny or erotic too. Welp.
Hyperpop
Cafe Racer - Rebecca Black feat. LVL1 and DAGR Yes, that very same Rebecca Black, she does some incredible music right now. Shes also crazy hot.
Yoga - Only Fire feat. Brooke Candy Eveything by Only Fire is a little bit very much tongue in cheek.
COBRAH - GOOD PUSS and SUCK Someone else mentioned this in the thread already, but here they are again lol.
Accelerated Funk (a minimalist edm subgenre that tends to have hypersexual and repetitive lyrics. It is also known as ghettotech, however DJ Assault finds that term demeaning and because hes the GOAT I defer to his judgement)
DJ Assault - Sex On The Beach and Dick By The Pound DJ Assault is a GOAT, hes got like four decades of music and tours internationally to this day. His lyrics vary from horny to silly to genuinely heartfelt, a hidden gem honestly.
EDM
ZHU - Faded This was in like every high effort PMV/HMV from like 2015 to 2018. It references driving under the influence so if anyone needs a CW on that.
Mellefresh and Deadmau5 - Hey Baby I think everyone has heard this, it sounds fucking amazing on a good soundsystem.
Midnight Caller - Mozey feat. Shady Novelle and Dynamite MC This one is really cute honestly, fun to sing along to.
Yoga is the closest of these to what I'm looking for. Cafe Racer was really good, too
oh hell, a couple more
Karmacoda - Love Will Turn Your Head Around Lovespirals Mix Not at all any of the genres you asked for but its a subdued kind of thirsty, female vocals, a little submissive/bottomy too? that might be subjective.
Sinners Kitchen - John C, Thomas Penton, Marcie There are like six gazillion different mixes of this but I like this one best.
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I suspect this might be volcel entrapment. But anyway if you're a cop you have to tell me you're a cop.
Presumably you have heard of anything by Cupcakke
Or, COBRAH, for example:
YouTube song link, CW explicit lots of things
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6sg8vCZEqtk
It definitely fits the description but I guess I'm looking for something for a
to send to a 
. So something that focuses on the qualities of the person the song is addressed to or begging them for things that would get a 
on your case rather than the singer boasting about themselves.Hmm. Well, it's still a bop. I am interested to know if you get answers to your question, I would like to hear that music as well!
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rap oldies:
this one's not dirty just has nice vocals and vibe, classic old house remix:
Ooh, I like that IIO song. I guess I'm looking for songs that really complement and focus on the person the song is addressed to rather than saying what the singer wants and talking about how amazing they are. A lot of the stuff I've been finding seems to be the latter.
Trying to make a playlist for someone I feel very
and for
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how about She Won't Let Me Fuck by Afroman. Not my favorite Afroman song but i think it fits the bill, it's thirsty.
Hey sugar, how you doing, huh
Your pretty face don't match that nasty attitude
What you mean where my girl
Probably with your man
Can we fuckShe won't let me fuck
(Baby)
I really need to bust a nutShe won't let me fuck
(Honey)
I really need to bust a nutIt's so frustrating, yeah
Being a man
All these sexy women
Don't understandThings we need to do, yeah
Every other day or two
Like take you home, baby yeah
And make sweet love to you
But you, you won't let me fuckShe won't let me fuck
(You say the mood ain't right, uh)
I really need to bust a nut
(I know that pussy's tight)She won't let me fuck
(Ooh, give it to me, baby)
I really need to bust a nutHer heart is still broken
Her emotions are sore
She's trying to recover
From the man beforeHer ex-boyfriend
He probably can't see
That it was easy for him
But, uh, he made it hard for me
'Cause she, she won't let me fuckShe won't let me fuck
(Oh, give it to me, baby)
I really need to bust a nut
(You know just what I need, yeah)She won't let me fuck
(Girl, you eating all my food)
(Girl, drinking all my beer)
I really need to bust a nut
(You're smoking all my weed, yeah)You rub your ass against me
On the disco floor
I asked you for your number
And you said hell noYou always hang around me everyday
Different women wanna kick it
But you scare them away, yeahNow I get offended
When you come around
'Cause I'm tired of my organs
Going up and down
That sucks
'Cause she won't let me fuckShe won't let me fuck
(Oh, give it to me, baby)
I really need to bust a nut
(Don't play with my head again)She won't let me fuck
(Let me get it, baby)
(Yeah, let me hit it, baby)
I really need to bust a nut
(Are you a lesbian)Oh, let me lick it baby
Yeah, let me stick it, honey
I'll give you my money
Girl, you can have it all
Go ahead and have a ball
If you want you can take 'em both, babyIn the year 2000
I see thousand
Of pretty young women
I found arousin'
Grocery store shoppin'
Magazine browsin'
Many different ways
They keep their hair styles inFull of boredom
I walk toward 'em
Get 'em close to me
'Cause I'm suppose to be
The male aggressor
Female impresser
Say the right things
Possibly undress her
But that's the post game
This is still the pre game
Silly woman she game
Baby, what's your nameEven though I'm a freak
I play it off like a college geek
Crack a smile and politely speak
With intellect to the woman I select
Hoping that she don't detect
My egotistical, chauvinistical lust
I thrust 'till I scream like MystikalThe wrong message I hope I'm not sendin
Laughin' and pretendin' my dick's not extendin'
Can't be over zealous, she might discover
She's walking away, bitch, blew my coverShe won't let me fuck
(You know I love it)
I really need to bust a nut
(Please, don't change the subject)She won't let me fuck
(We could've fucked all night long)
I really need to bust a nut
(But your telephone number is wrong)She won't let me fuck
(Girl, you got a lot to give)
I really need to bust a nut
(You dress so provocative, yeah)She won't let me fuck
(I can see your lingerie from real far away)
I really need to bust a nut
(Bitch, you must think I'm gay)Aw, don't make me beg
Baby, let me rub your leg
Don't make me cry
Look into my eyesGirl, you so damn pretty
Stop acting so, so dirty
Let me rub some oil on your ti-
Hey man, I'm up outta here she don't wanna fuckInstant Volcel Police APB banger right here: DJ Valentino - SMD
BONUS: Out There Brothers - "I Wanna F U in the A"
Just thinking about those two should be enough to get you busted by the Volcel Police.
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