He asked me if I had ever seen umbrella academy.

I told him I had. Great show.

He says "you wanna know who you remind me of?"

I'm thinking if he says Klaus I'm gonna lose my shit.

"That medium guy that's always high"

After I got done laughing my ass off I was just like yeah fair.

  • ProfessorOwl_PhD [any]
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    2 days ago

    Once I met a bunch of my australian relatives - my great aunt's kids and grandkids - and some fucking 4 year old came up to me in the kitchen and says "You don't have a girlfriend, do you, Owl?"
    so I'm like "That's very perceptive of you, how did you know that?"
    and this tiny australian shitling looks me in the eye, says "because you're ugly", then turns around and leaves.

    I would have absolutely put that kid in the bin if I'd worked out which of the 3 anklebiters running around it was.

  • Gorb [they/them]
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    2 days ago

    Klaus is like the coolest character in the show tho. Now if someone said I reminded them of Five I would simply jump off a bridge

  • Cruxifux@feddit.nl
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    2 days ago

    I had one of my 17 year old employees I reminded him of the ape guy from that show. I was flattered until he said explained immediately at me that it was because my arms and back were so Harry.