Sworn brother, help me, I'm stuck in the washing machine

I want you inside me

Tonight, I wish to etch the features of your face and the sound of your voice into my memory.

Is that your Green Dragon Crescent Blade or are you just happy to see me?

I've been skipping a lot of the nonsense dialogue so sometimes my brain will half read stuff like this and go, 'wait, wtf did i just read'. This is not the only dialogue line that is like this

o-oh, uhhh......ah....well uhh......._fuck

"Do not pursue the Lu Bu" has a whole new meaning now

Who would win, one beardy boi or Lu Bu?

I swear there’s intense sexual tension in all the MC dialogues regardless of gender, even with Dong Zhuo

It can’t be just me, right?