I've managed to avoid being murdered by drug dealers with weapons multiple times, I've been chased by police and gotten away, I've fucked in a hotel hallway, I've spit on a $2M Bugatti, and I've taken a shit at the top of the Eiffel Tower
Ngl I just thought about it more and Sarah was a different person from a different state, the girl I'm thinking of was named Julie. I used to work a travelling construction job and have been everywhere. You're not Julie right?
I forgot to add that Julie was engaged to a chud troop. Tfw a troops fiance begs you to risk impregnating her while he's off doing an imperialism :agony-yehaw:
I've managed to avoid being murdered by drug dealers with weapons multiple times, I've been chased by police and gotten away, I've fucked in a hotel hallway, I've spit on a $2M Bugatti, and I've taken a shit at the top of the Eiffel Tower
I've literally done the first three
Uh...your name isn't Sarah and you're not from Tennessee are you?
tfw know a sarah from tennessee
Ngl I just thought about it more and Sarah was a different person from a different state, the girl I'm thinking of was named Julie. I used to work a travelling construction job and have been everywhere. You're not Julie right?
julie is your mother, i know because i fucked her
My mother died of cancer 10 years ago
we have so much in common 😂🔫
This is why we have such chemistry :soviet-bashful:
I forgot to add that Julie was engaged to a chud troop. Tfw a troops fiance begs you to risk impregnating her while he's off doing an imperialism :agony-yehaw:
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Yeah, it can take a long time to get up there after waiting in line so naturally lots of people have to go
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I just imagine them hosing it off the side and it falls on the boomers waiting in line down below