• empireOfLove@lemmy.one
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    10 months ago

    It'll take her so long to scroll through all the movies and TV episodes that she'll never get far enough down the file tree to find the niche porn.

  • fakeman_pretendname@feddit.uk
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    10 months ago

    She would be disappointed in how untidy my files are.

    "Why is the final version of this project called "test1_b_new_reworked_draft_2_prefinal_dif_font_b_temp_FINAL.png"?

    She would then forgive me because her filing is worse than mine.

      • Echo Dot@feddit.uk
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        10 months ago

        For image files? I know you can save image files and git but I just don't know what it does with them.

          • Nalivai@discuss.tchncs.de
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            10 months ago

            It's still way better than _final_fixed(2) version control.
            What do you propose to use as a version control for images?

            • gamer@lemm.ee
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              10 months ago

              Idk, but not anything that uses delta compression like git does.

              Game developers use Perforce and Plastic scm which is (supposedly) optimized for images and other binary assets. I’ve never used them, but I’m sure a less-overkill and open source alternative exists somewhere.

              • Nalivai@discuss.tchncs.de
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                10 months ago

                That's the thing, everything that I could find is a huge project made for storing huge projects, costs a lot of money and requires effort to install and even use. Yeah, naked git basically stores new version of an image for every commit, but nothing beats the fact that you need like two commands to use it and it just works, and storage is very cheap this days. And if you add LFS, it even does some kind of storage compression.

        • usa_suxxx [they/them]
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          10 months ago

          from what I remember, Git is just a file system under the hood. So it would just end up saving a copy of each image under the hood.

        • Mothra@mander.xyz
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          10 months ago

          I'm not a programmer and I agree. Only after getting into 3d art I started hearing about it and I don't think I've ever used it, let alone understand it, it's the sort of thing the technical artists know about. Nobody ever suggested me to use it for my images or 3d models.

          As a visual artist I can confirm the "image_final_final2_b_final" trope is as real as it gets

    • metallic_z3r0@infosec.pub
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      10 months ago

      My wife is my ex-girlfriend, but we're still dating. She gets mildly amused when I point this out, but she might just be humoring me.

  • Dr Cog@mander.xyz
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    10 months ago

    Wife already has access to my computer and all my files.

    Do people not stream their porn nowadays?

  • Big P@feddit.uk
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    10 months ago

    My files are already unencrypted and she has the password to my pc. We're both adults so she obviously knows that I watch porn so they wouldn't surprise her. Everything else is just boring stuff.

  • miss_brainfart@lemmy.ml
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    10 months ago

    If she's my girlfriend, she's not going to judge, and instead lend me some of her clothes, help me with makeup, and discover that she's not 100% straight after all

  • TheObserver@lemmy.dbzer0.com
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    10 months ago

    Well I'm a datahoarding pirate so lots of movies, shows, games, porn, hacking tools, bot creation tools, firmwares, family pics, movie/show posters, ISOs, etc. Nothing to hide really. Might question my complete siterip of cum4k, tiny4k, and anal4k maybe.

  • init@lemmy.ml
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    10 months ago

    My wife would probably divorce me for having a girlfriend I didn't know about

  • Mothra@mander.xyz
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    10 months ago

    She'll get bored as going through those files. Meanwhile I'll be trying to figure out if her sudden presence in my life means I'm now bi or homosexual

      • Mothra@mander.xyz
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        10 months ago

        Agreed but that hypothetical instance of myself has no idea how she got a girlfriend in the first place. Know thyself

        • miss_brainfart@lemmy.ml
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          10 months ago

          You know what, yeah. Maybe you should start asking questions if a girlfriend just appears out of thin air

  • u/lukmly013 💾 (lemmy.sdf.org)@lemmy.sdf.org
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    10 months ago

    What happens? Well, I just got a girlfriend!

    About the files, I don't even remember what's in there.
    So much random stuff.
    90 random PDFs some of which is books I planned and still plan to read, but firstly I need to somehow gain some understanding in mathematics
    Files recovered from 128MB MicroSD card I found on sidewalk some years back
    Files recovered from my tablet I had when I was 8
    Files recovered from mom's old phone
    Copies of DVDs I own as .iso files
    1,118 songs I've been collecting since I was 8
    54 "Educational videos" - Electronics plus GSM cracking series
    Leaked source code of FarCry because why not
    212 pictures of Hatsune Miku
    Never Gonna Give You Up video
    1,739 Screenshots
    22 Firefox buttons and banners
    140 satellite images received with my SDR
    1,553 Photos (Camera)
    3 websites downloaded with wget

    And 10s of thousands of insignificant files I don't even remember. But that's just my phone's SD Card. I don't delete stuff, at most I move it to directory named ZZZ_Garbage.