the madlad finally did it
There was an entire Hamster Dance album. When I was a child I remember having a crush on this girl from school. At one point we were sitting together and she had a CD player. I had just gotten into music and was really enthusiastic about it so I asked what she was listening to. She opened it and it was 14 hamster songs. Like a week later she was still listening to it. Not teenage girl pop, not some more serious genre, not some Jesus alternative her parents made her listen to because every secular band worships the devil, but 14 goddamn hamster songs.
I remember this song from like elementary school!! I remember I was playing it on the speakers of my very first Dell Inspiron laptop as a kid, tormenting all the people surrounding us at an MLM seminar I got dragged to by my mom.
MLM seminar I got dragged to by my mom.
Me, initially: luckyyyyyyyyyy
Me, a second later: sad tankie noises
Lol yeah. She didn't get really deep into it or anything like that, but my karate teacher kind of did (I think it was selling carbonated drinks or some shit lol) and he was a family friend so we did go to this one meeting. This was in the midwest in the 90's. There must have been like 400 people at the seminar. Really crazy to think about it. No need to worry, I have found the correct and good MLM now :zizek-joy: