I'll get the popcorn

  • jack [he/him, comrade/them]
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    4 years ago

    Soon, Comrades Biden and Trump will reveal their lifelong plan to demonstrate the deep, inherent flaws of American capitalism and bourgeois "democracy". It's been perfectly executed: it doesn't matter who wins, because either way, the two have captured the die-hard support of both of America's corporate political parties. At midnight on November 4th, they will appear together before this doomed nation and reveal in full their incredible achievement, dropping the mask and commanding their followers to complete a single task: dismantle the imperial Amerikkkan state and establish communism.