Everyone should be forced to have my haircut. It's a little no nonsense thing called male pattern baldness and it's fine, you don't even have to go to a barber unless you're forced to have the haircut which I guess I'm arguing for. Maybe we could have a Freddy Krueger-type deal where the barber cuts your hair in your sleep and it affects your body in real life. It's only common sense.
Everyone should be forced to have my haircut. It's a little no nonsense thing called male pattern baldness and it's fine, you don't even have to go to a barber unless you're forced to have the haircut which I guess I'm arguing for. Maybe we could have a Freddy Krueger-type deal where the barber cuts your hair in your sleep and it affects your body in real life. It's only common sense.