purgegf [she/her] to news • 4 years agoVladimir Marugov murder: Russian 'Sausage King' killed in sauna with a crossbowexternal-linkmessage-square13 fedilinkarrow-up149
arrow-up149external-linkVladimir Marugov murder: Russian 'Sausage King' killed in sauna with a crossbowpurgegf [she/her] to news • 4 years agomessage-square13 Commentsfedilink
minus-squarevertexarray [any]hexbear11·4 years agoI have to imagine that the masked assailants were brad pitt and george clooney link
minus-squarejack [he/him, comrade/them]hexbear6·4 years agoCould easily be Jason Scwartzman, Bill Murray, and Owen Wilson, too link
minus-squarevertexarray [any]hexbear8·4 years agoOwen Wilson's typecast definitely has poor enough trigger discipline for this to happen link
minus-squarePorkrollPosadist [he/him, they/them]hexbear4·4 years agoJohn Travolta and Samuel L Jackson link
I have to imagine that the masked assailants were brad pitt and george clooney
Could easily be Jason Scwartzman, Bill Murray, and Owen Wilson, too
Owen Wilson's typecast definitely has poor enough trigger discipline for this to happen
John Travolta and Samuel L Jackson