"You are currently clicking the link for a browser that will try to sell you a cryptocurrency every 15 minutes. Why?"

"From the look of this UI and logo, the crypto grfiting was priority number one."

"He's not kidding about the visuals."

"Taking emergency action."

You come to sitting in your computer chair, facing away from your desk to look out the window. You can't remember what you sat down to do, but you get the sense it wasn't important.