Encourage your crabs to do some light stretching because I have a feeling they will be dancing soon

  • Freeanotherday [he/him, they/them]
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    1 year ago

    I have no idea if it's true but libs are saying the corpes of Feinstein can't retire because the corpse of Mitch will block replacing her on committees.

    What is absolutely the funniest shit for all kinds of reasons