It's probably time for a new one of these.

NE-2 went to Biden so a tie is unlikely unless he loses NV so stop posting about that.

Other admins, please replace this when there is a result. I'm going to bed.

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And it won't be open again until every single one of your lib VOTES is counted!

The 🇱🇷 2020 🇱🇷 American 🇱🇷 Presidential 🇱🇷 Elections 🇱🇷 are the single most important political event since The Last Fascist was VOTED 🔫 OUT 🔫. We on the admin team see it as our duty to enforce the views of our audience by any parasocial means necessary.

As a nacho-socialist cabal, we see no path to revolution other than by focusing the majority of our leisure time on consuming bougie media. Media that is obsessed with the details of an election we decided our preferences on months ago, if not years ago. Here's the bottom line: Voting makes you a good person and not voting makes you a bad one. Don't believe us? Just ask Lenin:

A democratic republic is the best possible political shell for capitalism, and, therefore, once capital has gained possession of this very best shell (through the Palchinskys, Chernovs, Tseretelis and Co.), it establishes its power so securely, so firmly, that no change of persons, institutions or parties in the bourgeois-democratic republic can shake it.

We must also note that Engels is most explicit in calling universal suffrage as well an instrument of bourgeois rule. Never gonna give you up, never gonna let you down, never gonna run around and desert you. Universal suffrage, he says, obviously taking account of the long experience of German Social-Democracy, is "the gauge of the maturity of the working class. It cannot and never will be anything more in the present-day state."

See? We can't let capital take control of this "very best shell"! Turtles belong to the people! And the way we do that is by voting for posts.

Link to Megathread Part 1 and the rest of ScreamoBMO's incredible manifesto

Link to Megathread Part 2

Link to Megathread Part 3

But remember comrades ABP, always be posting! All power to all the people! :chavez-salute:


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  • crime [she/her, any]
    ·
    4 years ago

    I made Terf Island beans for snack today cause beans+ketchup sounded easy and bbq beans sounded too sweet. No wonder everyone on that island sucks, if this is the cuisine they came up with despite plundering half the world for spices and sugar.

    Gimme your recipes that use navy beans so I don't make this mistake again pls

    • steely_its_a_dildo [any]
      ·
      4 years ago

      I've had the heinz original and if I had eaten it without knowing what it was, I would not have guessed that it has tomato in it.

          • AluminiumXmasTrees [he/him]
            ·
            4 years ago

            Oh yeah, it says "baked beans in tomato sauce" on the tin, but they're molasses beans with a very light tomato flavouring. The reason being is because people didn't understand they were intended as a savory meal and thought they were a dessert. So they added a light tomato flavouring to make it clear theyre savoury and basically it stuck.

            In France they still have the original name.

    • AlexandairBabeuf [they/them]
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      4 years ago

      I don't think you're meant to put ketchup on it, are you? Brit beans are in tomato ?juice? ?broth?---ketchup would sweeten the beans which is what we're trying to avoid.

      • crime [she/her, any]
        ·
        4 years ago

        Nah it's ketchup, I could do tomato paste and vinegar to get the excess sugar out of there but the Brit beans I've had are a little sweet