It's probably time for a new one of these.
NE-2 went to Biden so a tie is unlikely unless he loses NV so stop posting about that.
Other admins, please replace this when there is a result. I'm going to bed.
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And it won't be open again until every single one of your lib VOTES is counted!
The 🇱🇷 2020 🇱🇷 American 🇱🇷 Presidential 🇱🇷 Elections 🇱🇷 are the single most important political event since The Last Fascist was VOTED 🔫 OUT 🔫. We on the admin team see it as our duty to enforce the views of our audience by any parasocial means necessary.
As a nacho-socialist cabal, we see no path to revolution other than by focusing the majority of our leisure time on consuming bougie media. Media that is obsessed with the details of an election we decided our preferences on months ago, if not years ago. Here's the bottom line: Voting makes you a good person and not voting makes you a bad one. Don't believe us? Just ask Lenin:
A democratic republic is the best possible political shell for capitalism, and, therefore, once capital has gained possession of this very best shell (through the Palchinskys, Chernovs, Tseretelis and Co.), it establishes its power so securely, so firmly, that no change of persons, institutions or parties in the bourgeois-democratic republic can shake it.
We must also note that Engels is most explicit in calling universal suffrage as well an instrument of bourgeois rule. Never gonna give you up, never gonna let you down, never gonna run around and desert you. Universal suffrage, he says, obviously taking account of the long experience of German Social-Democracy, is "the gauge of the maturity of the working class. It cannot and never will be anything more in the present-day state."
See? We can't let capital take control of this "very best shell"! Turtles belong to the people! And the way we do that is by voting for posts.
Link to Megathread Part 1 and the rest of ScreamoBMO's incredible manifesto
But remember comrades ABP, always be posting! All power to all the people! :chavez-salute:
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My hardcore lib friends are already trying to say Bernie would've lost even more because America is now rightwing, and Biden should've been more far right. Fucking clown shoes.
Tell your lib friends that this is why we say they’re indistinguishable from fascists.
When I try to gently remind them of this fact, they just say, "nuh-uh." Fucking libs.
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Super cool that politics is exactly like sports and all that matters is that MY TEAM WON!!!!!! It would be really bad if politics actually had the ability to do things like enact changes that affect people's lives and stuff like that, you know?
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literally what would be the point of winning if you end up moving all the fucking way to the right anyway?
It's like they want to establish facism with extra steps.
To make millions skimming off the top of the donations pool which is exactly the one and only motivation of many Dem politicians.
Maybe share this with them? https://twitter.com/PpollingNumbers/status/1323755297119363072
I did, and they just said exit polls were unreliable :ak47:
Feel like the only response to that is "Sounds like you just want to be more right wing regardless of what the facts say"
I've been told that white people came out in droves against socialism, that latinos hate socialism, that Bernie would have last worse becasue of Miami cubans, etc...