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minus-squareBeaver [he/him]hexbear44·1 year agoShortest people on earth according to that list: Afghans. And yet, the Taliban kicked the US out of the country 🤔 link
minus-squareDamarcusArt@lemmygrad.mlhexbear36·1 year agoBecause superior American military tactics train them to shoot higher than the height of the average Afghani, so it was really cheating when the Taliban beat them, because they should've shown up for the war wearing stilts to make it fair. linkfedilink
minus-squareKaputnik [he/him]hexbear32·1 year agoJust like when someone would pick Oddjob in Goldeneye link
minus-squarecorgiwithalaptop [any, love/loves]Mhexbear12·1 year agoISIS defeated Americans with a barrage of razor blade hats link
minus-squareusernamesaredifficul [he/him]hexbear21·1 year agobeing tall doesn't make you better at anything but reaching things on high shelves link
minus-squareusernamesaredifficul [he/him]hexbear6·1 year agoThinking about it I think tall people might be slightly faster runners but it's not a real factor in wars link
minus-squareWittyProfileName2 [she/her]hexbear5·1 year agoMaybe it helped the Americans flee Afghanistan faster? link
Shortest people on earth according to that list: Afghans. And yet, the Taliban kicked the US out of the country 🤔
Because superior American military tactics train them to shoot higher than the height of the average Afghani, so it was really cheating when the Taliban beat them, because they should've shown up for the war wearing stilts to make it fair.
Just like when someone would pick Oddjob in Goldeneye
ISIS defeated Americans with a barrage of razor blade hats
or high heels at least
being tall doesn't make you better at anything but reaching things on high shelves
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Thinking about it I think tall people might be slightly faster runners but it's not a real factor in wars
Maybe it helped the Americans flee Afghanistan faster?