Now listen here, spuds, I've locked the other Biden in a cellar full of ice cream and andrenochome, so we might have this one in the bag. Still have to muster a notion about my plans for the cop lady. Remember kiddos, all cops are bastards.

My first act as Supreme President will be tying up all landlords, throwing them into a ditch, and handing every tenant assault rifles. The people of this fine country will know what to do. :ak47: :M16:

Biden over and out.