I was in the military and I was driving around this Navy town with my black homie who was also in the military. He had a nice car and said the cops were always harassing him. I didn't believe it. Sure as shit, 2 minutes later we were lit up with red and blue. Of course we were literally doing nothing so they let us go.

I never cared for cops but that was the first time I realized all cops, besides being huge dicks, are probably also racist pieces of shit.