Australia is truely the Karen of the world.

  • Straight_Depth [they/them]
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    4 years ago

    Don't worry Australia, if the goods that anyone actually wants to export to your single biggest customer won't sell, I'm sure you can make it up by doubling down on your shitty fledgling arms industry selling war crime instruments, I'm sure there's some reactionary government somewhere willing to buy your slightly-worse versions of already existing weapons.

  • Darkmatter2k [none/use name]
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    4 years ago

    Australia businesses would have no choice but to look for other markets “if China continues to turn its back on Australian goods and services”

    Good luck, the rest of the world is running neoliberal austerity policies and no one can understand why growth has slowed down

  • Chomsky [comrade/them]
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    4 years ago

    we need /c/guardian just specifically for laughing at this ridiculous newspaper.

  • hegel_daddy [any]
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    4 years ago

    Truly in awe of my country, love to see it.

    Xi annex us when? Pls

  • Tankiedesantski [he/him]
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    4 years ago

    If only Australia's BFF, America, hadn't been causing WTO deadlocks by refusing to appoint arbitration judges.

    Womp womp.

  • emizeko [they/them]
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    4 years ago

    love too be Five Eyes right up until it's time to sell some coal