Australia is truely the Karen of the world.
Don't worry Australia, if the goods that anyone actually wants to export to your single biggest customer won't sell, I'm sure you can make it up by doubling down on your shitty fledgling arms industry selling war crime instruments, I'm sure there's some reactionary government somewhere willing to buy your slightly-worse versions of already existing weapons.
Australia businesses would have no choice but to look for other markets “if China continues to turn its back on Australian goods and services”
Good luck, the rest of the world is running neoliberal austerity policies and no one can understand why growth has slowed down
we need /c/guardian just specifically for laughing at this ridiculous newspaper.
If only Australia's BFF, America, hadn't been causing WTO deadlocks by refusing to appoint arbitration judges.
Womp womp.