Nov 2019: Trump has a mysterious hospital visit for undisclosed reasons. (COVID antibody treatment)

Oct 2020: after 1 full year of not wearing a mask Trump mysteriously falls ill with COVID (booster treatment to maintain immunity)

Last month, Trump thought he was just getting the booster treatment, under the guise of "being ill with COVID". And technically he did. But really, it was also a convenient excuse to be able to kill him a month later, since ppl would accept it as him dying of COVID.

This way the big booty cheeto can't do shit to them even if he wanted

srry my brain is behind 7 different levels of schizophrena right now

  • Neckbeard_Prime [they/them,he/him]
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    4 years ago

    All that shitting his pants on Marine One when they flew him to Walter Reed? Part of the act, my friends. Sometimes, in order to maintain deep cover, a man must shid and fard out his doodoo ass.