This is what theory is right?

  • a_jug_of_marx_piss [he/him]
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    4 years ago

    Lenin was sadly a short king at 165 cm, while mao was almost a chad at 175 cm. Mao also was famously good at swimming, a sport that gives you a good, balanced physique. The pick is Mao by a mile.

    • Ghostise [he/him,comrade/them]
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      4 years ago

      Lenin would be a smaller target and also Lenin lifts so he has the upper body strength to hurl dodgeballs. Lenin is clearly the superior pick but Mao is a solid choice as well based on his swimming routine.

  • glimmer_twin [he/him]
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    4 years ago

    Definitely Mao. Lenin was pretty active in his younger days but there’s every chance he’d get a headache or have a stroke halfway through the game.

  • Nama [he/him]
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    4 years ago

    Lenin. How is that even a question?

  • MarxGuns [comrade/them]
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    4 years ago

    Honestly, we know that Mao could at least swim, even if he was a big boy. We don't know the physical status of Kropotkin, but he was a prince so maybe he did lots of sports? Lenin was thinner but he was a book worm... then again, that Patrick Stewart film made me think he went out on the lake a lot as well as rode his bike around. So really, it's a tossup.