I think there is a real-world, non-zero chance that if Trump's whole battle wagon of losers all just stayed where they are and pretended nothing happened, the democrats are such spineless piece of shit losers they wouldn't do anything but litigate in republican courts for the next four years while Trump ate McDoubles and pressed the the fake big red nuke button they put on his desk over and over.
You know that hall monitor that one kid realized they could just ignore, and then every kid from then on never took that hall monitor seriously ever again?
I would say this wouldn't work but their adversaries are Democrats, so...
I think there is a real-world, non-zero chance that if Trump's whole battle wagon of losers all just stayed where they are and pretended nothing happened, the democrats are such spineless piece of shit losers they wouldn't do anything but litigate in republican courts for the next four years while Trump ate McDoubles and pressed the the fake big red nuke button they put on his desk over and over.
"Oh no, Trump never signed the transfer paperwork to let Biden become president! Oh well, better just give up"
"let it be known these actions are very concerning"
"We have many arrows in our quiver"
Smash cut to a quiver filled with suction cup arrows.
Camera zooms in to reveal it's actually a bunch of plungers with feathers hot glued on
Camera continues to zoom in and the plungers are covered in shit, the bow in the background is made of toilet paper rolls stapled together.
You know that hall monitor that one kid realized they could just ignore, and then every kid from then on never took that hall monitor seriously ever again?
That could happen real fast, it feels like.