Attention, all Chapo dot Chat posters! President Morales needs your help. He's gotta defeat the fascist coup-backers and assist the proletariat in keeping Bolivia based. But to do that, he needs a few things. Your credit card number, the three digits on the back, and the expiration month and year. But act quick, so he can use the historical materialism to kick out the imperialist scum. Yar Yar Dayz