• Qelp [they/them,she/her]
    ·
    4 years ago

    bro (gender neutral) whats ur epic communism name

    1.first name=social security number

    1. middle name=full name and address

    2. last name=credit card account number+expiration date+the three magic numbers on the back

    • MudasirSalmanOTP [she/her,any]
      ·
      4 years ago

      Drumpf

      HOLY FUCK!!! OMG!!!!! THIS IS THE FUNNIEST THING I'VE EVEE SEEN!!! HOLY SHIT!!!!! FUCKING OWNED!!!! HAHA!! HA HA HA!!!!!!!!

  • MiraculousMM [he/him, any]
    ·
    4 years ago

    Attention, all Chapo dot Chat posters! President Morales needs your help. He's gotta defeat the fascist coup-backers and assist the proletariat in keeping Bolivia based. But to do that, he needs a few things. Your credit card number, the three digits on the back, and the expiration month and year. But act quick, so he can use the historical materialism to kick out the imperialist scum. Yar Yar Dayz

  • comrade_24 [she/her]
    ·
    4 years ago

    CEO of Communism

    +98 (666) 420-000-6969

    666 Hellstreet, Liberal Mountain, Hell

  • VILenin [he/him]M
    ·
    4 years ago

    Ant E. Fah

    CEO of Antifa

    Phone: (415)-415-4154

    Antifa Meddling Operations Center

    69420 Antifa Ln. San Francisco

  • thelasthoxhaist [he/him]
    ·
    4 years ago

    Andrés Manuel López Obrador

    01 800 080 1127.

    Plaza de la Constitución S/N, Centro Histórico de la Cdad. de México, Centro, Cuauhtémoc, 06066 Ciudad de México, CDMX

  • anthm17 [he/him]
    ·
    4 years ago

    Hunter Biden

    1600 Pennsylvania Ave (moving in January, lol) 1-800-BUY-VEEP

  • Oso_Rojo [he/him, they/them]
    ·
    4 years ago

    Charles Burns

    123 Fake Street, Springfield, Illinois

    You can reach my rotary telephone by dialing the number 4