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    • Leon_Grotsky [comrade/them]
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      4 years ago

      -2018

      -wake up feeling sick after a late night of playing video games

      -excited to play some halo 2k19

      -"xbox on"

      -...

      -"XBOX ON"

      -"Please verify that you are "annon332" by saying "Doritos™ Dew™ it right!"

      -"Doritos™ Dew™ it right"

      -"ERROR! Please drink a verification can"

      -reach into my Doritos™ Mountain Dew™ Halo 2k19™ War Chest

      -only a few cans left, needed to verify 14 times last night

      -still feeling sick from the 14

      -force it down and grumble out "mmmm that really hit the spot"

      -xbox does nothing

      -i attempt to smile

      -"Connecting to verification server"

      -...

      -"Verification complete!"

      -finally

      -boot up halo 2k19

      -finding multiplayer match...

      -"ERROR! User attempting to steal online gameplay!"

      -my mother just walked in the room

      -"Adding another user to your pass, this will be charged to your credit card. Do you accept?"

      -"NO!"

      -"Console entering lock state!"

      -"to unlock drink verification can"

      -last can

      -"WARNING, OUT OF VERIFICATION CANS, an order has been shipped and charged to your credit card"

      -drink half the can, oh god im going to be sick

      -pour the last half out the window

      -"PIRACY DETECTED! PLEASE COMPLETE THIS ADVERTISEMENT TO CONTINUE"

      -the mountain dew ad plays

      -i have to dance for it

      -feeling so sick

      -makes me sing along

      -dancing and singing

      -"mountain dew is for me and you"

      -throw up on my self

      -throw up on my tv and entertainment system

      -router shorts

      -"ERROR NO CONNECTION! XBOX SHUTTING OFF"

      -"PLEASE DRINK VERIFICATION CAN TO CONTINUE"