Kerry is dead, long live Kerry, I am now the President, and I declare both kerry and beatnik dictators
It’s kind of cucked that they changed to Guaido after someone here suggested it
Juan Guaido will make John Kerry look like a pedo defender
Mr Guaidó would you consider coordinating an invasion of Mumsnet instead of Venezuela?
Beating pedo defenders is my utmost priority, ill consider mumsnet in the future, this is duly noted.
Implying I am not already a legend, exposing petit bourgeois larpers and grifters and pedo defenders.
Imagine the clout mumsnet screenshots would get. Instead you are a failure.
If you want to click on trains all day that's a thing you could do instead I guess. I'm sure the algorithms like to feel useful.
We aren't even bothered though, we are brainstorming better bit for you haah.
I am going to stop posting until this curse has lifted I reject all other guadios and guadio posters please ban them. If this is you Maduro stop bullying me. I just wanted to post a dumb bit because I cannot be the president of Venezuela.
GO FUCK YOURSELF PENDEJO PUTA MADRE YO SOY AUTHENTICO JUAN GUADIO I WILL NOT LET YOU FUCK THIS BIT UP GET FUCKED
Why is this even considered bad? It's just posts but extra shitty, just look past it?
this could have been a good bit adios compadres. I will return when there is peace amongst our people ✌️
