• Neckbeard_Prime [they/them,he/him]
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      4 years ago

      I mean, he's basically the human version of a secondhand Chrysler LeBaron, so he could probably identify with that part.

      Also, do you want to get pseudoscientific self-help books written about sausage-based social hierarchy? Because that's how you get pseudoscientific self-help books written about sausage-based social hierarchy.