You match with someone then you try to start a convo and they just fucking don't even try lol. Then it just ends up you asking questions and them answering in the most terse manner possible that stops the convo dead on its tracks. Then you add something to spice things up a bit and they say something like "haha true" and then there's nothing more you can say so you just ask another question. It feels like I'm moving crates. How does anyone navigate this shit lmao
Know what, new strategy, I'm gonna open with something fucking weird like "I'm watching a movie where some Argentinian guy with a moustache that looks like a mop is trying to burry the body of another Argentinian guy with a mop moustache, what are you doing?" and it's hopefully gonna be weird enough that they will either get confused into saying something interesting or they're gonna unmatch and I'll be spared.
Ha ha, true
-_- this shit is gonna give me ptsd