• InevitableSwing [none/use name]
      hexagon
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      10 months ago

      A flight attendant who has only been working a few months has a situation and asks for advice from an old hand.

      "We have an emergency situation in row 23. An elderly gentleman is complaining about feeling light headed."

      "Is he Canadian?"

      "Why would that matter?"

      "If we don't know - we can't 'proscribe' the ampules."

      "What ampules? Also - I don't know what ampules are - maybe."

      "Oh, my god - nobody knows anything anymore..."