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-Love,

An American

  • Coolkidbozzy [he/him]
    ·
    4 years ago

    We're in fuckin 1320 motherfucker.

    You are a serf. Bitch, you live in Alsace. You are a peasant. You need to give your fuckin' lord the grain. Your fucking children, you've had 15 children. You've never taken a bath. You've literally never. washed. your. penis. You've never used toilet paper. Motherfucker, you have worms. You are dying. You've had 40 children, 3 of them are alive. 2 of them are child soldiers in the Duke's army.

    Bitch, the greatest thing you can hope for is to die at the old age of 36. You fucking can't read. You don't know what TV is. If you were transported into today, you would be the worst gamer of all time. You don't know shit. You literally probably don't even know what the direction 'left' is. I'm sure some Medieval guy is gonna get mad at me for this, bitch I've been to the Renaissance Fair. I've eaten a large turkey wing, which the Juggalos call 'bitch beaters', which I think is problematic but a funny thing to call them.

    Motherfucker, you gotta recognize where you are, and then you gotta get past that. You gotta be unemotional. You can't sink into this hole. You live in the oubliette. Your job is to crawl up the ladder, motherfucker. You live in the HOLE. You're in the HOLE. You are a RAT. And the rat, when he's in the hole gets fucked. People only throw trash in the hole.

    You need to eat a body. And you need to carry the plague. And you need to carry a plague around this whole world, that will change this whole fuckin world. And all your enemies will vomit black bile and will choke on blood and will grow boils and die. But only if you get together with your other RATS. And you come up with some kind of super plague, to fuckin end your enemies and...

    End. This. Nightmare.

      • rozako [she/her]
        ·
        4 years ago

        their podcast keeps me sane nowadays like i will relisten to the same eps over and over. really appreciate them

        • congressbaseballfan [she/her]
          ·
          4 years ago

          They are doing a great job. Idk if I’d say it’s keeping me sane though. The ep with the reporter on the California fires made me crazy. Heartbreaking

          • rozako [she/her]
            ·
            4 years ago

            True, maybe less “keeping me sane” and more “enjoyable but slowly driving me more into doomerism.” yeah that episode was really horrible