hmmm maybe we shouldnt let companies and people sell whatever the fuck they want

  • SHOW_ME_YOUR_ASSHOLE@lemm.ee
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    10 months ago

    I like spicy food. I'll eat the hottest hot sauces on the planet for enjoyment.

    I tried that gummy bear. I didn't even eat the whole thing. I cut it into four pieces and shared it with three friends. NEVER AGAIN. It's by far the spiciest thing I've ever tasted. It gets stuck in your teeth and keeps leaching spicy into your mouth for the next hour. I don't have words to describe it properly except to say I will never do that again.

    Reaper Squeezings, Da Bomb, The End, Dave's Insanity, The Last Dab, etc. I would eat again but I will never touch that gummy knowing what I know now.

    • Frank [he/him, he/him]
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      10 months ago

      We need to expand the "Challenge" aspect in to a full fledged ritual experience where you commune with god while you're screaming and rolling on the floor from the pain. Like cut it down to 8,999,999 scovilles and where that last scoville was slip in a little LSD or pcilocybin so when you come out the other side you can like speak to trees or something.

      • Mindfury [he/him]
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        10 months ago

        putting LSD into spicy challenges so people start coming up just as the lingering pain wears off

        positively fiendish

      • SHOW_ME_YOUR_ASSHOLE@lemm.ee
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        10 months ago

        Oh man I don't really fuck with hallucinogens anymore except for 2C-B. I love the visuals but I am not equipped for the mind fuck.

    • SpiderFarmer [he/him]
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      10 months ago

      I learned to pace myself after I had the Buldak "extra spicy" ramen or whatever it's called and my teeth started to hurt.