Said as commiseration, fine, but as just about anything else, yeah, fuck off.

Relocation demands enough privilege to (partially or totally) cut family and social ties or such dire straits that they've been forcibly cut or you have no choice but to do so. My father was an only child of working class parents - it was always in the cards that he/my immediate family would play a major role in their elder care. 'Just relocate' isn't an easy option in that scenario unless you've got money to cover the care or so few prospects that you have no choice (or you hate your parents).