https://twitter.com/eshaLegal/status/1331794758075879427?s=20

    • Blarglefargle [he/him]
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      4 years ago

      Can we take a second to laugh at how bad England is at the sport they invented and how butt hurt it makes them?

      • aaaaaaadjsf [he/him, comrade/them]
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        4 years ago

        Loved watching Uruguay send them home during the group stages at the 2014 world cup lol. All the British tears fueled me for years.

      • CommieTommy [he/him]
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        4 years ago

        The entire country is really pessimistic in the weeks leading up to England's first game but if they win it then everyone gets really hopeful (and drunk) and if they win their second then the country unanimously decides that they've got the cup in the bag. They then proceed to get knocked out as soon as possible and the country goes into mourning for the next week.

          • CommieTommy [he/him]
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            4 years ago

            oh shit I forgot about that. didnt the british walmart society volunteer to clean it up?

      • hexaflexagonbear [he/him]
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        4 years ago

        England started a war because they needed an additional couple of islands to dedicate for noncing.

        • WoofWoof91 [comrade/them]
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          4 years ago

          Lol, literal revisionism but ok

          Love it when a military junta invades a previously unsettled island group to press a spanish imperial claim from before the country even existed

          I swear you weirdos would support the grey wolves if you knew they existed

            • WoofWoof91 [comrade/them]
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              4 years ago

              Of all the thousands of things you could rightfully dunk on the english for, you picked one of the vanishingly few times in history where they weren't the biggest shitheads involved

              • hexaflexagonbear [he/him]
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                4 years ago

                Yeah dude, you got me. This was specifically me taking a side in a conflict I understood and specifically wanted to side with Argentina on. This was 100% political and not me going "haha Brits are nonces" without caring about context because I was in shitpost mode.

              • RNAi [he/him]
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                4 years ago

                Dude, unironically saying br*ts are remotely able to not be shitheads is not a good look