Yeah. I'm not here to buy manliness in a can, I just want my beard to behave! I don't need some short fiction conflating Vikings, fantasy dwarves, Santa, and fantasy Vikings taking up half the package.
i cant stand the garbage print on very male oriented products. i damn near shit the shower extra high the other day with my partner while reading one of our products. the very casual, not even clever alpha like "dude joke" commentary was out of this world. its basically "smell good, girl will fuck" sorta message. and im hell bent on ending this motherfucking shit.
I use beard oil and it keeps it soft and smells good. My beard is pretty wiry/curly and can get crispy if I don't keep it oiled. Then I comb it out and it looks big, full, and soft.
oils and creams can feel great in a beard, but the real reason to have a big beard should be laziness.
Yeah I have some oil I use sometimes. I mostly just hate the marketing around the stuff its almost always toxic masculinity.
Yeah. I'm not here to buy manliness in a can, I just want my beard to behave! I don't need some short fiction conflating Vikings, fantasy dwarves, Santa, and fantasy Vikings taking up half the package.
Plain old food grade coconut oil has never done me wrong, but maybe just because I'm an uncultured pleb.
i cant stand the garbage print on very male oriented products. i damn near shit the shower extra high the other day with my partner while reading one of our products. the very casual, not even clever alpha like "dude joke" commentary was out of this world. its basically "smell good, girl will fuck" sorta message. and im hell bent on ending this motherfucking shit.
Is there actually any reason to use them? I don't know what they do or if they're a scam.
I use beard oil and it keeps it soft and smells good. My beard is pretty wiry/curly and can get crispy if I don't keep it oiled. Then I comb it out and it looks big, full, and soft.
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They smell nice and feel nice. I think oils also help prevent your hair from breaking when brushed.
But mostly I use them because I like smelling nice.