One morning years ago some guy started reading the bible really loud standing in the middle of the train car, some real hellfire and brimstone shit. It was weird and sucked. We all just wanted to get to work. Suddenly this nerdy dude sitting right next to him started reading out of his book really loud. It was one of the Lord of the Rings books. The whole train car started laughing really loud and the bible guy just stopped and got off at the next exit.