There's a classic story George Carlin tells about being underage in a comedy club and the club getting shut down by the police. Now, he and his friend knew they were going to get busted, there was no escape, so they went to the back of the line so they could finish their beers before getting arrested.

This guy could have stayed in the back and kept having an orgy until the cops got to him but instead he tried to jump out of the window and got pinched. The man has terrible priorities.