You sound like the kind of guy who gets into arguments with USSR-apologists online and says "I fucking hate all authoritarians. Fuck you if you ever defend an authoritarian state. Stalin killed almost a million people. How can you defend fucking authoritarian murderer psychopathic totalitarian genocidal red fascist, tankie?"
Like fuck, sure, do your vegan shit. Killing animals bad, whatever. Couldn't care less. But there's a time and a place, my dude, and you gotta have priorities. I would shoot a hundred lobsters in the face to save the life of one real prole comrade. Fuck lobsters. I mean, what's even their fucking deal?
Y'know, I read once - I think it was one of those History Channel specials, actually - that lobsters used to be prole food, that they would get caught in fishermen's nets and they were a staple food for poor fishermen because they were dirt cheap and no-one wanted them. I forget how but eventually they turned into some kind of delicacy and now, even though they taste the fucking same, they cost 20x as much just because they're seen as a bougie food. I fucking hate rich people for taking lobsters from us. And I fucking hate lobsters too. Lobsters are class traitors.
EDIT: Dogs? Whatever, I don't give a shit about dogs. But lobsters fucking deserve everything they get. Boil em', mash em' stick em in my fucking mouth, if I could fucking afford it, because lobsters cost like, what, $20? I don't even know. I don't think I've even ever seen one for sale.
I'm sure there's a point to be made about Jordan Peterson in here somewhere too, but I don't even fucking care enough to make it. 🚫🦞🚫
You sound like the kind of guy who gets into arguments with USSR-apologists online and says "I fucking hate all authoritarians. Fuck you if you ever defend an authoritarian state. Stalin killed almost a million people. How can you defend fucking authoritarian murderer psychopathic totalitarian genocidal red fascist, tankie?"
Like fuck, sure, do your vegan shit. Killing animals bad, whatever. Couldn't care less. But there's a time and a place, my dude, and you gotta have priorities. I would shoot a hundred lobsters in the face to save the life of one real prole comrade. Fuck lobsters. I mean, what's even their fucking deal?
Y'know, I read once - I think it was one of those History Channel specials, actually - that lobsters used to be prole food, that they would get caught in fishermen's nets and they were a staple food for poor fishermen because they were dirt cheap and no-one wanted them. I forget how but eventually they turned into some kind of delicacy and now, even though they taste the fucking same, they cost 20x as much just because they're seen as a bougie food. I fucking hate rich people for taking lobsters from us. And I fucking hate lobsters too. Lobsters are class traitors.
EDIT: Dogs? Whatever, I don't give a shit about dogs. But lobsters fucking deserve everything they get. Boil em', mash em' stick em in my fucking mouth, if I could fucking afford it, because lobsters cost like, what, $20? I don't even know. I don't think I've even ever seen one for sale.
I'm sure there's a point to be made about Jordan Peterson in here somewhere too, but I don't even fucking care enough to make it. 🚫🦞🚫