• mittens [he/him]
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    4 years ago

    Yeah. Like kings and feudal lords were all "basically God has sent me to rule over you miserable worms" then slept with like 10 different maidens, got gangrene and died. This is like "oh my routine has endowed me with the spiritual and physical fortitude to make me worthy to receive my earthly gifts from the great God of hustle" then they listen to the goop podcast and silently deal with their vagina infection.