Tankiedesantski [he/him] to the_dunk_tank • 1 year agoI sense a disturbance in the Force. As if a dozen Onion writers cried out at the same time and suddenly snapped their pencils.imagemessage-square57 fedilinkarrow-up1112file-text
arrow-up1112imageI sense a disturbance in the Force. As if a dozen Onion writers cried out at the same time and suddenly snapped their pencils.Tankiedesantski [he/him] to the_dunk_tank • 1 year agomessage-square57 Commentsfedilinkfile-text
minus-squaretactical_trans_karen [she/her, comrade/them]hexbear27·1 year ago Show Can we get an emoji of this now? link
minus-squareTankiedesantski [he/him]hexagonhexbear37·1 year ago"They forgot to put vinegar on my chips. This is my personal 9/11." link
minus-squareMehrunes_Laser [comrade/them, any]hexbear27·1 year agoWhat emotion is that face expressing? link
minus-squarestar_wraith [he/him]hexbear25·1 year agoReading her brief bio, she’s not even some natsec ghoul with like a PhD in “International Relations” and time in a think tank. Literally just a random person who has been given a platform so her opinions seem important. link
minus-squaretactical_trans_karen [she/her, comrade/them]hexbear23·1 year agoAnd looking at her profile pic, there's something uncanny... her eyes feel vacant. Which bears out in her writing. link
minus-squareJoeByeThen [he/him, they/them]hexbear18·1 year agoCan confirm, i'm a journalologist and this journalist is definitely having a journalism. link
minus-squarethe_post_of_tom_joad [any, any]hexbear14·1 year agoShe has that horrifying "babe in Christ" zeal in her eyes doesn't she? link
Can we get an emoji of this now?
"They forgot to put vinegar on my chips. This is my personal 9/11."
What emotion is that face expressing?
J*urnalism 🤮
Reading her brief bio, she’s not even some natsec ghoul with like a PhD in “International Relations” and time in a think tank. Literally just a random person who has been given a platform so her opinions seem important.
And looking at her profile pic, there's something uncanny... her eyes feel vacant. Which bears out in her writing.
Lead poisoning stare
Can confirm, i'm a journalologist and this journalist is definitely having a journalism.
Journos, amirite?
Zealotry
She has that horrifying "babe in Christ" zeal in her eyes doesn't she?