"You don't have a moral problem with killing civilians, Private Drone Pilot #347. You're just questioning your sexuality and gender because drones naturally make you do that - if don't believe me, just read this liberal arts paper on spatiotemporal phenomenological binaries. The strong soldiers are able to keep killing without succumbing to this, but if you're weak and make another peep about it being "just a wedding" or some other bullshit, we're gonna have to revoke your straight male card."
"You don't have a moral problem with killing civilians, Private Drone Pilot #347. You're just questioning your sexuality and gender because drones naturally make you do that - if don't believe me, just read this liberal arts paper on spatiotemporal phenomenological binaries. The strong soldiers are able to keep killing without succumbing to this, but if you're weak and make another peep about it being "just a wedding" or some other bullshit, we're gonna have to revoke your straight male card."