its gotta be salami, come on. cant go wrong with a little ami

  • mine [she/her,comrade/them]
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    4 years ago

    What the fuck did you just say about me, you little carnist?I’ll have you know I graduated top of my class in the Vegan Academy, and I’ve been involved in numerous secret raids on slaughter houses, and I have over 300 confirmed liberations. I am trained in gorilla rescues and I’m the top tofu cook in the ALF. You are nothing to me but just another carnist to convert. I will debunk your shitty appeal to nature arguments with logic the likes of which has never been seen before on this Earth, mark my fucking words. You think you can get away with comparing us to lions on the internet and get away with it? Think again, fucker. As we speak I am contacting my secret network of liberators across the USA and your IP is being traced right now so you better prepare for the veggies, maggot. The veggies that adequately nourishes that pathetic little thing you call your life. You’re fucking vegan, kid. I can convert anywhere, anytime, and I can destroy your arguments in over seven hundred ways, and that’s without making any holocaust analogies! Not only am I extensively trained in cooking quinoa, but I have access to the entire catalog of "vegangainz" youtube channel and I will use it to its full extent to convert your miserable ass to a more compassionate lifestyle, you little shit. If only you could have known what unholy retribution your little “clever” argument was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your fucking tongue. But you couldn’t, you didn’t, and now you’re paying the price, you goddamn idiot. I will shit curry all over you and you will drown in it. You’re fucking vegan, kiddo.