I can't stand that one! I've gotten that one. We all know a fucking cigarette butt or a lighter or a campfire can start a wildfire. We all know! We learned that from Smoky the Fucking Bear.
Why does everything have to be a magical and impossible conspiracy??
"did you hear about News Event? It just seems a little suspicious"
Always turns into maybe a Chinese space laser did it
Somebody at my work whos usually got pretty decent politics recently suggested a space laser started the Maui fires.
I can't stand that one! I've gotten that one. We all know a fucking cigarette butt or a lighter or a campfire can start a wildfire. We all know! We learned that from Smoky the Fucking Bear.
Why does everything have to be a magical and impossible conspiracy??