When your post about a hard R gamer heated-gamer-moment spawns a struggle session ohnoes

  • FlakesBongler [they/them]
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    1 year ago

    The best part is that he's not even a good gamer

    His Elden Ring build was pathetic in a way that even his fanclub couldn't defend

    • LaGG_3 [he/him, comrade/them]
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      1 year ago

      Int/Dex build, so mostly mage with some weapon skills. Shield in left hand, staff in right with rapier & claws fast switch.

      Change armor from heavy to medium for fast roll or tank.

      Move talismans around a lot.

      Many small hits in a row to damage stack is important.

      Summon!

      Literally admitting that he uses the "easy mode" button as the cherry on top lmao

      • alcoholicorn [comrade/them, doe/deer]
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        1 year ago

        That whole thing is genuinely confusing.

        The complete lack of coherency and talking about mechanics that do not exist or are not relevant is the kind of thing chatGPT comes up with if you ask it to invent a new build and explain how it works.

        • LaGG_3 [he/him, comrade/them]
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          1 year ago

          Yeah, it's all over the place because he doesn't understand any of the game mechanics. Something like "I'm still figuring it out, but I'm enjoying int magic and dex weapons" is what a normal person would say. my-hero has to pretend to be a 1337 gamer to impress dorks on the internet.