Watch your 6 everyone. This could be it.

source: hunch

  • CarbonScored [any]
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    1 year ago

    Yep, Xi tested it and if you visit China once ever and afterwards say the word "Disney" he shoots your head off with it.

    source: anonymous

    • happybadger [he/him]
      hexagon
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      1 year ago

      Damn, I recently read that Xi tested it and if you visit China once ever and afterwards say the word "Disney" he shoots your head off with it. I'm terrified.

    • happybadger [he/him]
      hexagon
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      1 year ago

      I was thinking real hard about Chinese people and this seems like this is something they might do. Watch your 6.

  • JohnBrownsBussy2 [she/her, they/them]
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    edit-2
    1 year ago

    I hear they have a compact version of the computer gun called the laptop gun. It looks like a standard laptop, but actually hides a submachinegun. With a little bit of setup, it can be converted to a self-articulating, AI-targeted gun enplacement.

    If you see someone in public in a laptop, you need to go up to them and ask them if the computer was made in America. If not, well, do what you need to do to protect your family and your country.

    • happybadger [he/him]
      hexagon
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      1 year ago

      I played Perfect Dark and know that this is a very dangerous weapon. We need to stop them before they place it in the narrow hallways of an Aztec temple and it farms all of us.