I’m immunocompromised. I have been working from home and have this far been able to limit my exposure and hole up since March. I’m afraid this is what will do me in.

    • emizeko [they/them]
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      4 years ago

      was going to make a joke about pooping on command, then I remembered that the Koch brothers had a very strict nanny that made them poop on a schedule

    • sappho [she/her]
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      4 years ago

      In all seriousness you could buy liquid ass spray, it's meant for pranks and smells absolutely repulsive. Saturate some objects you can dispose of afterwards. I honestly could see this working, it's really gross.