I’m immunocompromised. I have been working from home and have this far been able to limit my exposure and hole up since March. I’m afraid this is what will do me in.
I’m immunocompromised. I have been working from home and have this far been able to limit my exposure and hole up since March. I’m afraid this is what will do me in.
Take a shit in a cabinet an hour before open house
was going to make a joke about pooping on command, then I remembered that the Koch brothers had a very strict nanny that made them poop on a schedule
In all seriousness you could buy liquid ass spray, it's meant for pranks and smells absolutely repulsive. Saturate some objects you can dispose of afterwards. I honestly could see this working, it's really gross.