https://twitter.com/AlishaGrauso/status/1337263317727866880?s=19

No culture but the culture pushed on you by gigantic companies trying to sell you merch. Superman v Batman is exactly the same as traditions that have been evolving naturally for thousands of years. Buying a Spiderman backpack is equivalent to knocking on wood or leaving a shot of vodka out in the woods for the leshiy. In Ant Man's name, amen.

  • Pezevenk [he/him]
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    4 years ago

    Greek fairy tales be like: there was some boy and he wanted to marry the hot chick from his village but his parents wanted him to marry some rich girl from another village who was ugly as fuck, and he couldn't make up his mind so he died single lol get rekt

    Also apparently there are goblins trying to cut down the tree that holds earth for some reason, but then Christmas comes and then they can come back on the surface of the earth and mess with people so they just forget about the tree every time so it regrows before they come back, and they just never figure it out. Or maybe they have figured it out and are doing it on purpose because they reached some kind of existentialist conclusion that if they did manage what they were trying to do then they'd be left without a purpose. The kallikantzaroi lore is pretty funny.

    • garbology [he/him]
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      4 years ago

      maybe they have figured it out and are doing it on purpose because they reached some kind of existentialist conclusion

      One must imagine the goblins happy.