folks were working together tryna build a way to heaven and god gets all pissed off that people won't need him anymore and destroys the whole thing and makes sure people can't organize against him by making everybody speak different languages.

  • Randomdog [he/him]
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    4 years ago

    OT God is just a bit of a cunt at all times, and the majority of things he does are just throwing a tantrum or being powermad.

    Like, the reason he demands circumcision is "to prove that you really love me" - insecure prick.

    He full on baits someone into killing his son before at the last second doing the BC equivalent of "DW BRO IT WAS JUST A PRANK IT'S FOR YOUTUBE"

    Oh and don't forget the whole FLOOD thing. Literal genocide just because he didn't like how some people were living.

    Breaking up a union is the LEAST of his shitheadery.

    • Barabas [he/him]
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      4 years ago

      OT god is also a supporter of bald kings, sending bears to maul children mocking a bald guy.

      “From there Elisha went up to Bethel. As he was walking up the path, some small boys came out of the city and harassed him, chanting, ‘Go up, baldy! Go up, baldy!’ He turned around, looked at them, and cursed them in the name of the Lord. Then two female bears came out of the woods and mauled 42 of the children.”