Wait. Is this guy seriously saying that I can’t get laid? “Incredible. I will give you $5000 if you can get some poon tang before January 1st”? Do you have any idea who the fuck you’re talking to? When I got off Tinder because of the fucking quarantine, Tacoma wept. Even ignoring the fact that I have a girlfriend, even if we’re just talking like randos, I’m two hours away right now from being inside someone else. I have two skills -it’s non-monogamy and speaking publicly, okay? Do some fucking research!
Your vash the stampede reference post from this morning summoned him. Basedball, you need to keep your powers in check, haven't you heard that with great posts come great responsibility?
everytime someone mentions vaush i will post the tacoma wept copypasta and there's nothing you can do to stop me
my bonkposts will block out the sun
va ush
Wait. Is this guy seriously saying that I can’t get laid? “Incredible. I will give you $5000 if you can get some poon tang before January 1st”? Do you have any idea who the fuck you’re talking to? When I got off Tinder because of the fucking quarantine, Tacoma wept. Even ignoring the fact that I have a girlfriend, even if we’re just talking like randos, I’m two hours away right now from being inside someone else. I have two skills -it’s non-monogamy and speaking publicly, okay? Do some fucking research!
Your vash the stampede reference post from this morning summoned him. Basedball, you need to keep your powers in check, haven't you heard that with great posts come great responsibility?
nah
Vash was a Human archaeologist and former member of the Federation Archaeology Council in the 24th century and considered by many to be a profiteer.
everytime someone posts the tacoma wept copypasta i will mention vaush and there’s nothing you can do to stop me
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