• KobaCumTribute [she/her]
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    1 year ago

    Everyone's so focused on the absurdly proportioned tits they miss the clearly defined dick bulge.

      • Rose Thorne(She/Her)@lemm.ee
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        1 year ago

        Pair of little LED pasties stuck on. Alternative to a flashlight. Gotta little hip switch to turn 'em on and off. Can be upgraded with Hi-Beam Mode. Brighter light, and a chance to stun anyone staring. Give 'em one hell of a flash.

  • ChaosMaterialist [he/him]
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    1 year ago

    Steal this "Realistic" old-school Croft look:

    • Triangle cup bra.

    • Huge vest and pockets. Shove all your equipment into them giving you a blocky look.

    • Extreme YASSIFIED trump-yassified makeup to sharpen every contour.

    • Super fit so every muscle casts shadows regardless of lighting conditions.

    • Gel for that rock-hard polygonal hair.

  • Dolores [love/loves]
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    edit-2
    1 year ago

    biblically accurate lara croft should have 1000 polys in the face but 1 for both tits

    physics for the shoelaces but the chest can't even handle breathing animations